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farorescourage:

#oh come on this is just fucking ridiculous#a cake on top of a parfait??? really???#who the fuck do you think you are#who the fuck are you trying to impress#who was the asshole who was like ‘this parfait needs more cake’#i’m tired of this#i’m tired of this godless world and their cake-having parfait treats#this is bullshit#this is fucking bullshit#i’M DONE

#This isn’t a fucking parfait#It’s one cake on top of another#But one’s iN A GLASS#WHO DO YOU TOP A CAKE WITH A FUCKING CAKE LOGIC?#WHO DOES THAT
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farorescourage:

(Source: milklotus)

farorescourage:

#oh come on this is just fucking ridiculous#a cake on top of a parfait??? really???#who the fuck do you think you are#who the fuck are you trying to impress#who was the asshole who was like ‘this parfait needs more cake’#i’m tired of this#i’m tired of this godless world and their cake-having parfait treats#this is bullshit#this is fucking bullshit#i’M DONE
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farorescourage:

(Source: milklotus)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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morallyiniquitous whispered,

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"No, no, no. You will never win her over like that. You have to… hm…"

Eh, he’s searching for the right words, and lightly pushing her away in the meantime.

"It is confusing to explain in full and I do not think further demonstrations are wise. I will write down some tips."

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2 days ago

Anonymous whispered,

'Tarzan': §

Shoves!
And just, stares at him for a second.

How many germs?
How many germs would *this* human have in its mouth?
All the germs. All of them. Human mouths are gross.

"… No! Bad!"

He’s going to just, straight up find and drink some mouthwash.

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2 days ago

definitelynottheadventuresphere whispered,

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Absolute and complete shock at first, while he just waits for Frick’s lips to part from his. No point in shoving someone he can’t effectively make move.

That said, it does nothing to stop Logic from giving him an angry slap across the face as soon as he’s free to.

A weak slap, sure, but still a slap and still angry.

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2 days ago

embracingpanels whispered,

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She gets much the same treatment; a slightly rougher shove away and both a grossed out, and angry glare.

"I have every right in my mind to retaliate before my husband even has the chance to hear of this. You are lucky I am such a pacifist."

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2 days ago

omnipotentapertureai:

thelogicsphere replied to your post:(squiggle)
-drunken eyebrow wiggle-

There is such a thing as expired alcohol. I think you may of consumed too much.

It was aged to p’fection and jus’ the right amount, you dunno what yer talking about.

marinescientist whispered,

me § hmm fish

!!!

He pushes her away, looking ten kinds of grossed out.
Human germs! All on his face! Ew!

"I do not take like fish! Get out! Shoo!"

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2 days ago
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