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theduskmonarch:

For the sake of character development, feel free to ask me anything you would like to know or are unsure of about my muse.

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Candy Corn Cupcakes
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Candy Corn Cupcakes

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

It looks like she's losing her patience a bit, the smile is failing. It wasn't up for debate, why must people argue?

He’s starting to very, very slowly scootch back into the kitchen.

Maybe he could just, shove a counter in front of the door. So slowly that she wouldn’t even notice it happening. Amazing plan, that.

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1 day ago

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"I would need to think on it more properly. But of what importance do you hold? I do realize your baking skills are necessary but we can adjust and adapt. This is very silly. All you need to do is just come with me. I will offer you a comfortable spot with the rest of my collection." Collection of what, who knows. Probably pack-ratting at this point.

"… I’m very important. There is much more to my importance than cooking. A lot more." Trying his absolute darnedest not to let his pride feel too hurt. Not working.

"And do I look like an action figure?" More like a Barbie. Maybe she collects vintage Barbies? "I do not belong with any collection." Unless its Barbies.

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1 day ago

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"You are mine, and you are refusing me. Thus you are stealing." at least she's making some sort of bizarre attempt to be logical about whatever it is she thinks she is doing. "I hear death is an appropriate punishment. Or removing one's status at best."

"What." His face says he wants to argue, but his core says it’ll just lead to sillier arguments.

"You cannot kill me." Simple fact, as far as he’s concerned. Probably not true in the slightest. "What would removing my status entail? My assistance towards you is nowhere near as constant as my husband’s, though just as important."

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1 day ago

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"The 'head' of a royal family can rewrite and alter rules and traditions. Of course they also can, without being questioned, declare traitors as they see them. If you will not relinquish yourself to me I may have to label you as such. Stealing is a traitorous offense."

"……. stealing myself? How does that work?" Oh no, you’ve confused him. He has to shake himself out of it, even.

"And what would such treason earn in terms of punishment? Doing anything too severe would upset Anger, and I would rather stay on good terms with you. Odd behavior aside." Not above using Anger as an excuse to save his own skin! At least it’s nothing harmful.

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1 day ago

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"You did describe me as near royalty, consider it an honor." she smiled again, again reaching out but only to lay a heavy hand on his shoulder.

And again on his behalf, he’s trying to scootch away from the hand. “You know, I once heard Anger and myself described as the ‘royal family.’ Royalty cannot own other nobles.”

Where are they, England?

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1 day ago

omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"But, you are mine. So I should reclaim you." that may be awkward. But she seemed serious.

"…. nooo." Very lightly shaking his head. "Ma’m, I know you mean no insult, but I did agree to gassing a facility to avoid being considered an object. I would rather not belong to anyone in the way you are insinuating."

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2 days ago
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omnipotentapertureai whispered,

"Does it require an explanation?" why would she tell? That's her secret, she wasn't in a sharing mood, remember? But really what else would be the cause? It wasn't like virus' where a thing. She reached out to take his hand gently.

He’d probably manage to guess the actual reason sooner or later. The suspicion is there, at least, but she’s still… well, GLaDOS. Anything is possible.

Carefully pulls his hand away. “Perhaps you should go get some rest, or take the subject’s possessions. Theirs are definitely yours.”

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2 days ago
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omnipotentapertureai whispered,

She stopped, you were in the way so. Staring for a moment while thinking, she then grinned a bit, "If you like I could go as far as to claim the cores as well. Technically you were created /for/ me, yes?"

"We already are yours, but in the same way that a queen has subjects. That does not make their cutlery her’s as well, though." Just gives her a tired look, but totally isn’t gonna budge.

"What brought this reposession on, anyway?"

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2 days ago
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